I am just happy to be the Captain

Rachel assigned our family members our "pirate ranks" and there was at least one that made me laugh out loud...

They are as follows:

Lance: Pirate Captain (yes!)
Rachel: Princess Pirate (obvious)
Erin: Baby Pirate (another obvious one)
Same: Puppy Pirate (again)
Mindy: Witch Pirate (due to her love of the wicked witch)

So given Mindy's station in life (or at least on the ship) I am happy to be the captain!